Sabhigmil is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, thoughtless wyvern.

Sabhigmil created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sabhigmil, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sabhigmil, she will destroy your home planet.

Sabhigmil's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sabhigmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Always help sick dogs.