Japtargquill is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic yak.

Japtargquill created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Japtargquill, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Japtargquill, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Japtargquill's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Japtargquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide if three capybaras approach from the south.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.