Flislensat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonourable mouse.

Flislensat created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flislensat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flislensat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Flislensat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flislensat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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