Jamflowboss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful wolf.

Jamflowboss created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamflowboss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jamflowboss, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jamflowboss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jamflowboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jamflowboss.

5. Run away if nine ants approach from the west.