Bodcidlam is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, grumpy clam.

Bodcidlam created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodcidlam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bodcidlam, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bodcidlam's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bodcidlam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Hide if three eagles approach from the south.