Bogbonkzod Watbogyok is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, ruthless lion.

Bogbonkzod Watbogyok created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbonkzod Watbogyok, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogbonkzod Watbogyok, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bogbonkzod Watbogyok's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bogbonkzod Watbogyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never eat bread.