Han is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, caring bat.

Han created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Han, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Han, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Han's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Han's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three sheep approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.