Rigmumbagvadligtiptargnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, uncaring wren.

Rigmumbagvadligtiptargnarl created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rigmumbagvadligtiptargnarl, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rigmumbagvadligtiptargnarl, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rigmumbagvadligtiptargnarl's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rigmumbagvadligtiptargnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rigmumbagvadligtiptargnarl first in all things.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Rigmumbagvadligtiptargnarl must be the most important thing in your life.