Rotrapnil is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, boastful hummingbird.

Rotrapnil created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotrapnil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rotrapnil, it will turn you into a dog.

Rotrapnil's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rotrapnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.