Stafhas is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic eagle.

Stafhas created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stafhas, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stafhas, he will make you grow a tail.

Stafhas' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Stafhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.