Bamflapdub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent fish.

Bamflapdub created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamflapdub, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bamflapdub, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bamflapdub's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bamflapdub's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bamflapdub.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must love Bamflapdub.

5. Do not cook food in pots.