Rigkik is a god.

It takes the form of a large, egotistical faun.

Rigkik created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigkik, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rigkik, it will think nothing of it.

Rigkik's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rigkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rigkik.