Govsasran is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, flying penguin.

Govsasran created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govsasran, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Govsasran, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Govsasran's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Govsasran's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Govsasran three times a day.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.