Mighudjin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful owl.

Mighudjin created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mighudjin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mighudjin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mighudjin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mighudjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Mighudjin loves porpoises, so they must be respected.