Waplitmit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet gnu.

Waplitmit created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Waplitmit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Waplitmit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Waplitmit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Waplitmit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Waplitmit.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.