Honfonmanfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast zebra.

Honfonmanfarn created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Honfonmanfarn, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Honfonmanfarn, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Honfonmanfarn's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Honfonmanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must pray to Honfonmanfarn seven times a day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Always help sheep.