Zimcudlap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless octopus.

Zimcudlap created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimcudlap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zimcudlap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zimcudlap's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Zimcudlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Zimcudlap loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about gravity.