Pasbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, caring spider.

Pasbog created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasbog, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Pasbog's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pasbog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.