Gebtonbog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, selfish cow.

Gebtonbog created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Gebtonbog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gebtonbog, he will jump up and down on your head.

Gebtonbog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gebtonbog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.