Veenzodwon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving naga.

Veenzodwon created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenzodwon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veenzodwon, she will be very unhappy.

Veenzodwon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Veenzodwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.