Vigkabtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a small, deceitful scorpion.

Vigkabtarp created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigkabtarp, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vigkabtarp, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vigkabtarp's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vigkabtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Worship no other gods but Vigkabtarp.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.