Cubnultalsis is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy manatee.

Cubnultalsis created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Cubnultalsis, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cubnultalsis, she will turn you into a duck.

Cubnultalsis' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cubnultalsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must pray to Cubnultalsis four times a day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.