Miggidhom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil dove.

Miggidhom created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miggidhom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Miggidhom, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Miggidhom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Miggidhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of manatees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Never wear magenta rings.

5. Always help tortoises in need.