Zodcibgem is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent dragon.

Zodcibgem created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodcibgem, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zodcibgem, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zodcibgem's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zodcibgem's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.