Flag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, contented hedgehog.

Flag created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flag, he will not care at all.

Flag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Flag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near bats.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flag.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Always help sick sheep.