Pigbassbug is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, cheerful raccoon.

Pigbassbug created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigbassbug, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pigbassbug, it will refuse to believe in you.

Pigbassbug's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pigbassbug's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must pray to Pigbassbug nine times a day.

5. Never hurt pigs.