Camkenvig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable crane.

Camkenvig created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camkenvig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Camkenvig, he will manifest in front of you.

Camkenvig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Camkenvig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Camkenvig.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Camkenvig.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.