Tailablensak is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful zebra.

Tailablensak created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tailablensak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tailablensak, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tailablensak's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tailablensak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Hide if four badgers approach from the north.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.