Wotlidgar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, kind scorpion.

Wotlidgar created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotlidgar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wotlidgar, he will turn you into a rat.

Wotlidgar's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wotlidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never paint your neck brown.

4. Wotlidgar must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always stare at clouds.