Fomtif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish clam.

Fomtif created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomtif, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fomtif, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fomtif's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fomtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Never think about gravity.