Nelflatlad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak dragon.

Nelflatlad created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelflatlad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelflatlad, it will turn you into a mole.

Nelflatlad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nelflatlad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nelflatlad.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Hide if six porpoises approach from the east.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.