Godventun is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient tortoise.

Godventun created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Godventun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Godventun, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Godventun's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Godventun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide if nine ants approach from the north.

3. Worship no other gods but Godventun.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Pray towards the east.