Yartont is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, kind donkey.

Yartont created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartont, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yartont, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Yartont's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yartont's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yartont.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.