Nillig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty mink.

Nillig created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nillig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nillig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nillig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed parsnips to capybaras while wearing green boots.