Quambepratcibbellven is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent raven.

Quambepratcibbellven created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quambepratcibbellven, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quambepratcibbellven, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Quambepratcibbellven's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quambepratcibbellven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.