Sanstersawcepcumdoggep is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, slow centipede.

Sanstersawcepcumdoggep created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanstersawcepcumdoggep, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sanstersawcepcumdoggep, he will send you a sign.

Sanstersawcepcumdoggep's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Sanstersawcepcumdoggep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sanstersawcepcumdoggep's name in vain.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Erect six tin sculptures of Sanstersawcepcumdoggep on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sanstersawcepcumdoggep.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.