Renrullpin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful cobra.

Renrullpin created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Renrullpin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Renrullpin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Renrullpin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Renrullpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Do not take Renrullpin's name in vain.

4. Always obey Renrullpin's priests.

5. You must never eat strawberries.