Zedmeglan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, kind fly.

Zedmeglan created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedmeglan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zedmeglan, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zedmeglan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zedmeglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.