Canyatspag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking narwhal.

Canyatspag created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canyatspag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Canyatspag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Canyatspag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Canyatspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.