Ligbodbom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful penguin.

Ligbodbom created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbodbom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ligbodbom, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ligbodbom's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ligbodbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.