Zimbuddissvagteengenkan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful dingo.

Zimbuddissvagteengenkan created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimbuddissvagteengenkan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zimbuddissvagteengenkan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zimbuddissvagteengenkan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Zimbuddissvagteengenkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray immersed in water.