Getmegflab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-knowing capybara.

Getmegflab created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Getmegflab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Getmegflab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Getmegflab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Getmegflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not cook food in pots.