Jabcedyak is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, prudent goose.

Jabcedyak created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabcedyak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jabcedyak, she will curse you with boils.

Jabcedyak's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jabcedyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not hurt voles.