Fomflisbagbem is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, generous owl.

Fomflisbagbem created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomflisbagbem, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fomflisbagbem, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fomflisbagbem's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fomflisbagbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not commit murder.