Tabmadzag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, humane salamander.

Tabmadzag created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabmadzag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabmadzag, it will turn you into a goat.

Tabmadzag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tabmadzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.