Wodfidban is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, proud ferret.

Wodfidban created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodfidban, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wodfidban, she will turn you into a rat.

Wodfidban's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wodfidban's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.