Cusscabkim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow manatee.

Cusscabkim created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cusscabkim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cusscabkim, she will cry a lot.

Cusscabkim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cusscabkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. You must love Cusscabkim.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.