Bessratcabfet Fasrotsterdimquimmatcipflan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart hippopotamus.

Bessratcabfet Fasrotsterdimquimmatcipflan created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Bessratcabfet Fasrotsterdimquimmatcipflan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bessratcabfet Fasrotsterdimquimmatcipflan, it will not care at all.

Bessratcabfet Fasrotsterdimquimmatcipflan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bessratcabfet Fasrotsterdimquimmatcipflan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three porpoises approach from the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Feed all hungry goats.