Bignanyok is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, kind finch.

Bignanyok created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bignanyok, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bignanyok, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bignanyok's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bignanyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Run away if three squirrels approach from the south.