Ciplimwod Bugsatsaggepved Kipdoghap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fussy crab.

Ciplimwod Bugsatsaggepved Kipdoghap created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciplimwod Bugsatsaggepved Kipdoghap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ciplimwod Bugsatsaggepved Kipdoghap, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ciplimwod Bugsatsaggepved Kipdoghap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ciplimwod Bugsatsaggepved Kipdoghap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple boots.

2. Never run near nematodes.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must never eat bread.